I just discovered the most amazing feature of my blog. I can find out what people have been googling that then led them onto my site. And since these answers may not be readily available, I thought I’d help out and offer my opinion or ideas.
Try never get drunk outside your own house
I still feel strongly about this. You’re spot on, my friend.
Things to do with a camera
Do they mean fuh-reaky things? I guess you could…hug it?
Ode to old people
Poppa, poppa, you so fine,
You’re flame resistant like melamine.
Fun things to do with a camera
Uncomfortable, my friend.
Things that are unforgivable
There are only two of them: queue-jumping and murder.
Difficulty swallowing vitamins
Join the club, brother in (malnourished) arms. I wish I could help.
Powerful odes
Last one wasn’t enough?
Poppa, poppa, like Sydney’s streets you are ‘mean’
You’re hard to crack down on, like polypropylene.
Was rachel bilson a shy child?
Maybe, but hasn’t she blossomed!
Final fair well to the world eat my shit
If it helps, I could give you some spelling classes? Are you still “around”, Reader? This is awkward for everyone.
Myrtle wilson’s blind ambition
Don’t even get me started on this. If she had just CHECKED that violent blind ambition, she wouldn’t be lying dead on the freeway between New York and Long Island, a mass of jellied organs and missing one boob. No, she wouldn’t.
How big is westfield bondi junction
Big enough for all of us to bask in its glory.
bernard fanning so thin
I KNOW, RIGHT?
ugly molls
I am the THIRD RESULT when people google this. Holy shit.
can i get spider eggs on my scalp?
Oh man, I hope not. Good luck.
